Listen up guys, if you're going to send a photo of your johnson to somebody, you might as well dress it up for the occasion. Yes, it's true, there's an app for that. For real.
While normally I write about how to investigate your date, I laughed so loud when I saw this Dickorate app that I thought I'd share the joy with you. The app is for Android and it lets men photograph um "themselves" (supersize too?) and then add on a sombrero, mustache, and more.
You just can't make this stuff up... check out this screenshot: