It all seemed innocent enough.
Lauren met Mike at the New York Philharmonic.
Lauren didn't have a good time on her date.
In fact, she told The Huffington Post it was "horrific," so she chose not to respond to Mike's follow up texts or voicemails asking for another go. This is the part when most people, move on. Not Mike.
Instead of shrugging it off as possibly inexplicable, Mike decided it was best to send Lauren a 1,600-word email (after using Google to get her email) outlining all the ways in which she led him on during their date; this included: twirling her hair and seemingly enjoying the classical music.
Well, the email got posted on Reddit and went viral. Go ahead, read it, you'll probably pass it on like everybody else.
What's that Carly Simon song again -- something like YOU'RE SO VAIN. You listening, Mike?
Seriously, get over yourself. So she didn't want a second date. Happens all the time, amigo... yes, even to you.