You just can't make this stuff up.
Be careful cheating on your wife or you could break
A new study shows that men who have extramarital
affairs are more likely to suffer penile fractures. Even
the terminology sounds painful.
The study was conducted by Dr. Andrew Kramer, a urologist
at the University of Maryland Medical Center and is
featured in the October Journal of Sexual Medicine.
Doctors reviewed the medical charts of 16 men who visited
the Center between 2007 and 2011. All these had
penile injuries so severe that they needed surgery.
After a closer look at intake interviews, researchers
found that half the injuries happened while the men
were engaging in an extramarital affair.
So, what's so dangerous about extra martial affairs, other
that a livid, suddenly-aware, significant other? Well,
Only three of the injuries occurred in the bedroom. The
other romps took place in cars, elevators, offices,
or public restrooms (classy). Researchers say those
other locations are more likely to be rushed and more
rough than bedroom sex.
"If you're having acrobatic sex...you do have to be
careful," Kramer told MSNBC.
I'm pretty sure somewhere, there's a once broken-hearted
ex-girlfriend or ex-wife with a huge smile across her face.
I can't blame her.
What can you say... karma's a bitch.