Ooh la la... dating the foreigners. So exciting, so exhilarating
and soooo convoluted!
Sure, the accent can be to-die-for but how do you know if he
truly is French, Hungarian, whatever, if you
don't speak the language? It could be some syllables
that merely sound exotic... and there you are
drooling. Would you really know the difference?
Well, the Language Line can help.
The language interpretation service is made to help English
speakers chat effectively with non-English
speakers through an interpreter. So if your new
interest, is as we say "off the boat," these digits
may come in handy: 1-800-752-6096.
Costs start at $3.75 per minute. And these
multi-talented chatterboxes work 24-hours a day,
7-days a week. No membership is required, you
Here's how it works:
and enter your secret code.
of 170 different languages.
You can even choose to call your guy or have him call you,
then call the Language Line.
It may be better to tell your date in person how you can't
believe you've lost so much of your high school Italian yet
you love to hear his sexy voice. You could even say you're so
interested in learning more and you're taking lessons. In
fact, your teacher suggests you listen to him speak and she
told you about this Language Line so he can speak, you can
listen, and someone else can clue you in via speakerphone.
Drum role... or, um, dial tone... if you're not the only one
unable to de-code his mumblings you may need to let this one
go. How you say... arrivederci sucker!